ZINEDINE ZIDANE TO HEAD (BUTT) PARADE IN INDONESIA: No ifs, ands, or (head)buts about it - Zinedine Zidane is off the pitch and on the streets, as he’s scheduled to take part in a parade in Indonesia:

The JAKARTA POST reports that the French football star will lead about 2,000 folks through the streets of Indonesia’s capital. Afterwards, Zidane will kick it with some national players and officials at the nearby soccer stadium, followed by a “gala” dinner.

But the real highlight of ZZ’s trip will be attending the opening of a new dairy plant in the town of Bandung.

Bandung? It’ll be hard to do, with all those cows around.