About time we get our bi-monthly Sarah Palin fix, with the ASSOCIATED PRESS as the enabler.
(Video after the jump)
The AP has an advance of an interview Palin did with ESQUIRE mag that will be out on Feb. 16. Of course, the only reason any media outlet these days interviews Palin is to attempt to make her look like a complete jackass.
(Chris Berman approves)
And I’m happy to report that Esquire succeeded in that endeavor.
From the AP:
In an issue of Esquire magazine that hits newsstands Feb. 16, Palin says that when she was in high school, she wanted to be a sportscaster and was disappointed to learn where ESPN was located.
The Alaska governor says Connecticut was too far away. So instead, she says, she named her daughter Bristol.
Bristol of course is the young lady who birthed a baby out of wedlock, setting the Democrat attack machine all atwitter.
Here’s hoping Mom isn’t also a big baseball fan, as the location of MLB Network could mean her next delivery would come out “Secaucus”.
Funny, there’s been no other advances from the interview, guess Palin didn’t mistake Afghanistan for Ecuador on a map this time.
4:18 pm on February 5th, 2009
The Democrat "attack machine" went after Sarah & Bristol just to show how hypocritical the Republicans were with their own constant attacks on unwed mothers.
4:18 pm on February 5th, 2009
Further proof that California is completely and totally out of touch with the rest of the country. Stay classy Brooks.
4:22 pm on February 5th, 2009
Good thing ESPN isn't located in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
4:26 pm on February 5th, 2009
If ESPN can hire Rush Lumbaugh for "NFL Gamedy", they can surely find a SportsCenter slot for Sarah.
4:27 pm on February 5th, 2009
I knew the "attack machine" thing would get a rise out of folks. Yes!
4:27 pm on February 5th, 2009
MalePatternBrooks:
What the hell does California have to do with Sarah Palin naming her kid after ESPN's home base? Idiot.
4:32 pm on February 5th, 2009
SuperSC:
Brooks is based in CA. Get it? You genius.
4:45 pm on February 5th, 2009
Rhino:
Obviously Brooks is based in California. That still has nothing to do with the entire state being "totally out of touch" over Sarah Palin naming her kid Bristol. Totally out of touch of what?
If anything, California leads the rest of the country in progressive ways of thinking.
4:49 pm on February 5th, 2009
Uncle Kracka:
Or Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania.
4:58 pm on February 5th, 2009
@SuperSC
Yeah, "progressive ways of thinking" is exactly what comes to mind when I think California. Idiot.
5:02 pm on February 5th, 2009
JoePa:
Or Fishkill, New York.
5:04 pm on February 5th, 2009
MalePattern:
It's doubtful you think at all.
5:04 pm on February 5th, 2009
Is Palin going to go away any time soon? Or does she have some lasting power.
5:05 pm on February 5th, 2009
Sarah Palin would have gotten more votes if she had brought back her big sports anchor hair.
5:12 pm on February 5th, 2009
"Progressive" = Kooky
6:49 pm on February 5th, 2009
Dude. I live in Ohio and I can't stand Palin. If you ask me she is exactly what's wrong with America. It ain't just Cali that hates the bitch.
7:34 pm on February 5th, 2009
Yep, that's lots of dogs.
8:18 pm on February 5th, 2009
BBB:
Or Butte, Montana.
8:20 pm on February 5th, 2009
Sometimes I don't know who makes me laugh more - Sarah Palin or Michael Palin.
8:20 pm on February 5th, 2009
"Is Palin going to go away any time soon?"
All I'm going to say to that is that we are going to grow old with her, for better or worse. And how can you not like that big '80s hair?
8:21 pm on February 5th, 2009
All politics aside, Sarah Palin is still a pretty one.
8:37 pm on February 5th, 2009
Complete phony!! She named her after Bristol Bay in Alaska. She is sucking up to sports fans. Check the other names of her kids, all Alaska towns and places. Nice try!!
10:30 pm on February 5th, 2009
Though in general I find liberals to be braindead effetes, I have to agree with Jon that she is a bit of a phony. She is incapable of existing on the national political stage. Oh, she's a looker, though. Go beavers!
10:36 pm on February 5th, 2009
Dude. I live in Ohio and I can't stand Palin. If you ask me she is exactly what's wrong with America. It ain't just Cali that hates the bitch.
Dude. You hate people outside of the D.C. two-step, who aren't millionaires, who have run small businesses, that don't cheat on their taxes and got rid of corporate cronnyism.
Yep. She's a bad and hypocritical melanoma of the face of impending Socialism.
10:47 pm on February 5th, 2009
"Yeah, "progressive ways of thinking" is exactly what comes to mind when I think California. Idiot."
Bronx Bomber Bombed
What California doesn't realize or is completely blind to is that it is what's completely wrong with this country. What state in this Republic is in greater financial straits? Answer: Cali.
What got this country into this mess, is the lack of Congressional and Legislative oversight.
Let's just keep bailing out and spending. It's worked so far. Let's keep mortgaging our kids future with debt and devaluing the dollar .
11:44 pm on February 5th, 2009
This is old news…it came out during the campaign when they wanted to know how her children recieved such unique names. Yawn.
12:32 am on February 6th, 2009
I'm partial to Blue Ball, PA
Blue Ball Palin
4:28 am on February 6th, 2009
Brooks, you’re about 3 months late with the Sarah Palin humor. What next, Facts of Life fat jokes? Way to stay cutting edge, Brooks.Somehow I find the name Bristol Palin more comforting than Barack Hussein Obama. Did Blair eat Tootie or what? (rim-shot)
10:01 am on February 6th, 2009
"The Democrat "attack machine" went after Sarah & Bristol just to show how hypocritical the Republicans were with their own constant attacks on unwed mothers."
You know, you are just so right on with this. In fact, I am going to put it in my newsletter. Just a right on thing, man.
10:05 am on February 6th, 2009
or Bluelick, kentucky….
10:32 am on February 6th, 2009
Or Nimrod, Minnesota. Or perhaps you heard of the Fertile woman who died in Climax?
11:26 am on February 6th, 2009
Or Barnstable, Massachusetts. Barnstable Palin - I like that.
11:28 am on February 6th, 2009
Rob68:
I did not write that "progressive ways of thinking" line. Please don't quote me on that. Thanks.
11:40 am on February 6th, 2009
Or Embarrass, Wisconsin. Although that would apply more to her mom.
11:45 am on February 6th, 2009
Or my personal favorite - Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.
11:49 am on February 6th, 2009
It's too bad the ESPN studios weren't located on the shores of Lake Titicaca.
12:45 pm on February 6th, 2009
If ESPN was located in Elizabeth, New Jersey, it wouldn't be as funny. But it would be dangerous.
2:02 pm on February 6th, 2009
Werent her 15 minutes up 3 months ago? Just go away lady……….
2:24 pm on February 6th, 2009
Bristol is no worse than naming your daughter 'Malia Ann' or 'Sasha'.
2:24 pm on February 6th, 2009
@Governor Palin:
Naming your spawn after ESPN does not, repeat not, make you look cool… it makes you look like a bigger redneck than you already are.
5:57 pm on February 6th, 2009
It would have been embarrassing had ESPN been located in a city with a guy's name, like Gary, Indiana.
11:21 pm on February 6th, 2009
Where is Track, Alaska?
9:34 am on February 7th, 2009
Wow, a Sarah Palin joke. Hey, last October called. It wants its schtick back.
/At least Palin pays her taxes
//Caroline Kennedy lol