YOU BEEN BLINDED has what might just be the signature moment for the downtrodden Tampa Rays 2008 season:
We haven’t decided what is funnier, humping a chair in full view of fan(s) at the ballpark, or being called “coach” of a bullpen. That’s kind of like being called “coach” of a Jiffy Lube waiting room.
And yes, we know, the Rays are supposed to be better this season, just like they are every year. As a lifelong Royals fan, we lament the plight of Rays fans - too bad someone actually has to keep score this season.
11:15 am on March 31st, 2008
The official scorekeeper has counted this “E-OW, DON’T MAKE ME LOOK AT THAT AGAIN!”.
And Rays fans aren’t nearly as screwed as Baltimore fans or as screwed up as Toronto fans.