• What’s more hilarious than showing up at practice and noticing that Brett Favre has put a dead animal in your locker? Reportedly it was a wild turkey, but usually when dead things end up stuffed in lockers in New Jersey, it’s not something to laugh about.

• Ozzie Guillen is in love with a certain team on the south side…of the country.

• Misty May-Treanor can win gold medals running around on a beach, but she can’t physically keep up in a competition that still includes Cloris Leachman. So now the well-endowed lawyer’s daughter is back in.

• Vladimir Putin released a DVD to teach you about Judo. Next in the series of world leader instructional DVDs: Robert Mugabe’s ground-breaking series of curling lessons.

• Even Frank Caliendo has had enough of the Frank TV ads. And he’s the star of the show.

• Clemson football is reconnecting with its softer side.

• Rod Marinelli might make a good general. Unfortunately for the citizens of Detroit, he’s a football coach.

• Don’t invite Brandon Backe to your wedding. Things might get ugly.

• Vitali Klitchko and Samuel Peter are having some sort of issue over a belt. They plan on fighting about it.

• Are you a Japanese baseball player? Don’t even think about going to America. Unless, of course, you’re really good, then make your professional team a boatload of cash.