YANKS’ SECRETARY SHIPPED OUT AFTER GUILTY TAX PLEA: The New York Yankees’ traveling secretary was given the pink slip on Tuesday, after pleading guilty to tax evasion:

CBS SPORTSLINE reports that David Szen admitted in federal court to leaving over $50,000 off his tax returns for the past five years. The unreported money came from tips Szen received from players & coaches during his time with the Bronx Bombers.Szen owes over $10,000 in back taxes and penalties, and faces additional fines up to $100,000. His sentencing on March 7 could also result in up to 6 months in prison.

After Szen helped dock Joe Torre’s pay for hotel incidentals, we’re sure the ex-Yanks skipper is somewhere smirking over David’s dumping.