The family that recently moved into a home they just purchased from a currently unnamed WWE wrestler just outside Atlanta found a special accidental housewarming gift from the wrestler when rummaging around the attic last weekend: a box filled with HGH, testosterone, neomasteron, and enough syringes to open their own home health clinic.
Also found in the hidden box happened to be personal papers for the previous master of the house, including a WWE contract and a dress code memo for WWE superstars. (”Sequins shall cover no less than 20% and no more than 60% of your tights.”)
And that’s why it’s important to have a moving checklist.
Police are withholding the name of the wrestler until they have a chance to talk with him; he apparently has moved in with relatives in another state.
We rather hope this unnamed wrestler had planned a daring mission to break back into the house and get back (allegedly) his drugs, for the notion of three WWE wrestlers trying to pull off a heist caper in a single-family home would make a brilliant comedy. What’s Macaulay Culkin up to these days?
Oh. Never mind.
6:37 pm on April 7th, 2008
Hmmm, had to move in with relatives. Could that be a family emergency situation?
http://www.dswrestling.com/
That picture is of Jody Hamilton whose Deep South Wresting was based near Locust Grove and used to have a deal with the WWE.
6:40 pm on April 7th, 2008
You’re doing the Lord’s work, twoeightnine.
6:47 pm on April 7th, 2008
Brooks should have hired me.