• The Friendly Confines aren’t so friendly toward Charlie Weis’ singing.

Because Cubs fans certainly know what’s tasteful & what isn’t.

• Smog, human rights abuses, slow internet connection with too many banned sites - the Beijing Olympics will have it all!

• Tony Stewart once again demonstrates his cool trackside manner.

• Two MMA fighters get attacked & Tasered in a robbery attempt by a bunch of Canadians? What’s that all aboot?

• An assistant football coach quits after his players egg his car & home.

• The Padres’ Matt Bush just can’t seem to beat the temptation to brawl.

• The story of a 45-year-old Orthodox Jewish pro baseball player is being made into a movie. L’chaim!

• Randy Moss’ 8th grade daughter is already a high school hoops phenom.

• Sacre bleu! Pat Riley shows up at the Tour de France.

• The BBC commissions Gorillaz to monkey around & create some new characters for their Olympic broadcasts.