The contenders from today:

I’ll take Reali. Really outdid himself this year. TV show host? Get out!

Goes without saying that nobody topped Woody going as Julia Child last year.

Nailed it my man! (Though a pronounced, disconcerting stoop would’ve be a nice touch.)

Larger photos of today’s costumes after the jump.

Out of the other four pretenders, I go with Blackistone. You know you’re really onto something when you need a name tag to identify who you are. *golf clap*