WOMAN INVADES SUMO WRESTLING RING IN HUGE MISTAKE: A woman in Japan was caught trying on a ring - a sumo wrestling ring:
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REUTERS reports that a female spectator leapt onto the platform before a match, only to be quickly subdued by the referee and one of the combatants.
The impromptu invasion was a taboo as big as Mount Fuji in the ancient sport, as women aren’t allowed on or in the ring, or dohyo.
Apparently, Japanese gals at one time were also forbidden from mountain climbing and spelunking in mines. But thank goodness times have changed, and the country’s society has opened up to the point where you can now buy girls’ underwear in vending machines.
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But the excitement was a little too much for Takamisakari, the gargantuan gladiator that helped catch the woman. He bemoaned, “It’s bad for the heart.” And when you’re carrying 500+ pounds on the hoof, you need to be a bit more delicate.
Anyway, if the woman was so desperate to be a part of the artery-clogged action, she should’ve just clicked on the ad on the story’s website, and got herself some remote- control sumo wrestlers.
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