BADGER BACKERS BREATHALYZED BEFORE BIG TEN BATTLE: In order to attend this Saturday’s football game, certain Wisconsin students will have to “Show and Blow“.

Wait, what?

BIG TEN TAILGATE exhales news via THE DAILY CARDINAL that the university is implementing a policy to keep repeat drunks out of the confines of Camp Randall Stadium.

Before the Badgers’ Big Ten debut against Iowa, students who have previously been given citations for underage drinking will have to take a breathalyzer test. And the only way they can get into the stands is to “blow a .000“.

That’s right, no alcohol in the system whatsoever. So, even if you’re feeling sick and take a quick shot of Nyquil, chances are you’ll be quarantined from Camp Randall.

Also, university police are expected to hand out even more tickets to tanked-up troublemakers this weekend. A police spokesman belches out who they’re on the lookout for: “If somebody is stumbling up the stairs, they are vomiting on the concourse - those are the ones we end up citing.”

So, in order to avoid the “Show & Blow“, be advised not to show & blow (chunks).