Wilt Chamberlain Can’t Compete With Fidel Castro

Wilt Chamberlain set a bunch of NBA records while playing in the league. He set a scoring record with 100 points in a single game, is the league’s all-time leading rebounder, and was the league’s all-time leading scorer when he retired. Still, the number Wilt put up that has earned him more admiration from men around the world than any other was the 20,000 women he claims to have slept with. Unfortunately for Wilt, it appears that there’s somebody else who has been even more successful with the ladies during his lifetime.

Fidel Castro Reads Up On Viagra Slept With 35,000 Women

Apparently when Fidel Castro isn’t busy suggesting that more athletes should kick officials in the face, he’s got his hands full with the fairer sex. There’s a documentary on the Cuban dictator coming out soon, and in it we find out that Fidel shattered Wilt’s mark of 20,000.

From the NEW YORK POST:

FIDEL Castro makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he’d bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. “He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast,” an ex-Castro official named “Ramon” tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. “I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president.” Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.

I thought everybody was supposed to share in a communist state?

While it’s incredibly impressive that Fidel was able to bed over 35,000 women - as is Wilt’s mark of 20,000 - it doesn’t exactly knock me off of my feet. I am a blogger, after all, and nobody gets more attention from the ladies than a blogger. It’s amazing we find any time to post!

6 comments

  1. GravatarLarry King Slapfighter
    3:02 pm on September 17th, 2008

    Never knew that “Suck It Fidel”, heard all over the world, is all over the island as well.

  2. GravatarDan Levitz
    3:19 pm on September 17th, 2008

    Little-known fact: Selig and Angelos on the list (remember Orioles-Cuba debacle?)

  3. GravatarGreta's discarded eyeskin
    3:21 pm on September 17th, 2008

    Wow, turns out the Viagra embargo hasn’t affect the Cubans the way we thought.

  4. GravatarBrooks
    3:53 pm on September 17th, 2008

    “Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes”

    Bastard.

  5. Gravatarjason
    5:31 pm on September 17th, 2008

    Wonder if he ever did a Lewinsky - the cigars would have been of better quality.

  6. GravatarScoJo69
    1:35 pm on September 26th, 2008

    I enjoy beards, but my comment is for Brooks. Is that Carl Petersen? Having lived in Kansas City for my first 25 years, I have to agree.

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