SHAQ’S S.O. STASHING CASH PRIOR TO DIVORCE BATTLE: Shaq’s soon-to-be ex-wife has been stashing away money in the wake of their split-up.

According to MEDIA TAKE OUT, Shaunie O’Neal has stowed away more than $9 Million in preparation for bitter divorce proceedings with her Miami Heat husband. She began the cash crunch as soon as she learned of Shaq’s supposed affair.

The Big Aristotle apparently sowed his seed with another, and eventually left his better half for his pregnant pal. Now the slighted significant other has been hiding hundreds and tucking away thousands from Shaq Fu’s funds, hoping to increase her finances before the couple is officially finished.

But Mr. O’Neal’s lawyers are already demanding a full breakdown of the missus’ assets. So, the chances of her stashing success might be as good as #34’s free-throw percentage.