Wife of Coach Tries to Strangle and Claw Umpires

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape; you don’t spit into the wind.  You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger and you do not make close calls in favor of the opponents of Connors State College’s baseball team.  These are the facts; Jim Croce made them easy to remember in song format, even.

Umpire and Tremor mascot

(Umpires have started hiring additional protection after reading this story)

However, it would appear the umpires working the May 9th game between Connors State and Eastern Oklahoma State College are tone deaf to the adult contemporary 70s stylings of Croce and their own impending doom. That might explain why they were lucky to escape with their lives after the wife of the Connors State coach launched herself into the locker room post-game.

Sheri Lee Keith allegedly screamed, you (expletive) suck, you (expletive) us,” and wrapped her hands around the throat of one umpire,  scratching at him.  Once done with the first umpire, she moved onto the next umpire and slugged him.

She’s been charged with assault and battery on an athletic official, which is great to have to add to your law rolls because the usual penalty for beating the snot out of another human being weren’t enough.

Hopefully, the National Junior College Athletic Association won’t have to pull coach Perry Keith from their Hall of Fame as he only entered a year ago.  (Say, you don’t think she snapped because she heard how cute “Perry and Sheri” is one too many times, do you?)