Apparently a gator bites harder than a bulldog. Police say a couple in Neptune Beach (you were expecting anywhere other than northern Florida) got into a fight during Florida’s blowout of Georgia on Saturday. When he got his bags and tried to leave, she did what any self-respecting UF fan would: she bit him. Not gave him the tired old Gator Chomp gesture, but actually bit him. On the freaking thigh.
Veronica Hairston, pictured above with either a bruise or a Gators sticker under her eye (neither would surprise me), then allegedly punched her husband several times and fled from the Days Inn where they were staying. Come for the world’s largest cocktail party! Stay for the world’s funniest domestic abuse! But aside from the physical wounds, Hairston also laid a verbal smackdown on her husband, which was suspiciously omitted from the police report: -Repeatedly insisted that Uga VII was much worse than Uga VI -Teased that Mark Richt is a dead ringer for Helen Hunt -Refused to name their firstborn “Knowshon” But here’s the biggest shocker of all:
Police said both Hairston and her husband appeared to be under the influence of alcohol when the incident took place.
3:54 pm on November 7th, 2008
He better get a rabies shot.
3:56 pm on November 7th, 2008
This li'l Gator's got bite!
3:58 pm on November 7th, 2008
She's actually kind of cute. I'd let her gnaw on my bone for a while.
4:05 pm on November 7th, 2008
Not gave him the tired old Gator Chomp gesture, but actually bit him. On the freaking thigh.
How ironic. When they go to KFC, she always gets the breast & wing combo, while he's usually the one chomping down on a leg & thigh.
4:07 pm on November 7th, 2008
Imagine if it had been the Gators being the ones blown out. Poor guy would have had his whole lower torso chewed off.
4:09 pm on November 7th, 2008
Tell us Veronica, what did he taste like?
4:11 pm on November 7th, 2008
Biting 'Dogs? Michael Vick would be proud.
4:33 pm on November 7th, 2008
Jodie Foster, what happened?
4:36 pm on November 7th, 2008
The guy better get a tetanus shot, too.
4:38 pm on November 7th, 2008
Sure, it's funny when a woman attacks and bites a man, but it wouldn't be so hilarious the other way around.
4:43 pm on November 7th, 2008
What was more painful to him - the bite, or the 39-point loss?
4:46 pm on November 7th, 2008
She looks terrible. A Gators tattoo on her other cheek should help.
4:50 pm on November 7th, 2008
McGruff says to take a bite out of crime, not your husband.
4:52 pm on November 7th, 2008
How in the hell did a Florida Gator & Georgia Bulldog end up married in the first place?
6:08 pm on November 7th, 2008
I'm willing to be she got all riled up by the sweet, sexy sounds of play-by-play artiste Verne Lundquist.
6:27 pm on November 7th, 2008
Hook Em:
The circumstances of their wedding can likely be described by the following quote:
Police said both Hairston and her husband appeared to be under the influence of alcohol when the incident took place.
6:34 pm on November 7th, 2008
Fighting in Neptune Beach is out of this world.