CHISOX FAN DOESN’T MEASURE UP TO GRADY SIZEMORE: The appropriately named DICKSON (TN) HERALD reports that Franklin (TN) Police have arrested our favorite Chicago White Sox fan, 23-year-old Ryan Drop, “for the second time on charges of indecent exposure regarding alleged public masturbation.“
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Drop was popped by police (Grady Sizemore fans?) last week at “The Factory at Franklin shopping complex on Franklin Road, where police responded to a complaint that he was masturbating in a store.”
Drop similarly was arrested last December and charged after reports stated that he was masturbating at an area JoAnn fabric store. And you’ll be relieved to know an “emergency probation violation warrant was issued to Drop, who is being held without bond in the Williamson County Jail.”
Phew, that means our weekend jaunt to the BallMall is a go!
