Dave is not gay, I mean not even give a handjob to keep the orgy moving along smoothly gay. In fact, he's probably too straight to even joke about being gay, which is unfortunate, because I talk in a lisp all day- just do it, isn't it fun? Say Cheeesttthiiitssss (Cheez-Its). I mean if it weren't for the hemorroids (just kidding pitchers, and well, catchers- sike) and people wanting to kill you I'd make a killing in the gay community, as I do squats and deadlifts amongst other manly non-Men's fitness routine of the month workouts (in other words I have a fantastic ass). Also I like b-obs and v-gina- despite the costs associated with each.

Ok, so any way, Dave did this for fun and to get free Chipotle, to catch some free hockey games, to get out of his house full of random roommates, and to meet new people- as a side effect new women. It's hard to set up shop in a new city, and he found a decent way to go at it. He isn't nearly as Machiavellian as I am, so I doubt he used this as an opportunity to get in anyone's pants (which is unfortunate).

I had the opportunity to meet some of these ladies at his birthday and they were all pretty chill, if not gorgeous as well. He's also playing this smart for the long run- instead of trying with one of these girls and ruining everything- he's becoming their friend, which ensures: 1) that they trust him and will set him up with one of their friends, albeit probably one of their still hot, but not as hot ones, 2) they come around often for his former fraternity brothers to take home at last call.

So you see, Dave is a team player, just don't expect him to fluff you at the next orgy.