DEADSPIN points us to a thrilling video of Shaquille O’Neal making his parents proud - via the Arizona State campus blog TheDirty.com (thank god he was traded to Phoenix!).
Wow. Who knew Shaq had so much in common with Steven Seagal? See what we’re talking about after the jump.
Dan Le Batard’s radio show in Miami originally tipped us off to this gem:
The only thing funnier/scarier than the Shaq video:
And here it is (NSFW):