We’ve never been one for internet chats with mega-celebrities, like the MIAMI HERALD’s Dan Le Batard, but apparently we really should’ve considered spending New Year’s Eve with Le Batard on the Herald’s website. Highlights:

In the span of two questions, Le Batard reminds us of his prowess with the fairer sex, at least when Harold Reynolds isn’t around. And then a Dolphins fan comes up with an amusing nickname for Bill Parcells: “Tuna Asserhole“. We’re positive Le Batard will not pass that off as his own in short order.

We suppose it could’ve been worse. Le Batard could’ve started imagining Bill Parcells spending Christmas alone in his underwear. Oh, wait …