Week In Review: When Swimsuit Sweeties Go Bad

Valeria Mazza - from SI’s swimsuit issue to the South American slammer.

Valeria Mazza

• Ah, cheerleaders. When they’re not streaking through Canadian high school football games, they’re drawing penises & swastikas on unsuspecting slumberers.

• Speaking of pom-pom practicioners, the Eagles’ gals are just too hot for Pittsburgh columnists.

• Making threats against the President-elect is not a good way to secure your spot on the Texas Longhorns roster. Conversely, a Texas A&M player would bravely take an egg for Obama.

• Looking for a romantic getaway? Why not try the bathroom stalls at Ralph Wilson Stadium?

• An Irish soccer player gets rocked by a Rocket, and we ain’t talkin’ Roger Clemens.

• The winner of our Ex-NFL Player’s Wife Halloween Costume Contest: Jennifer Walcott as a mind-boggling mermaid.

• We proudly select Joey Porter as our choice for the official Warren Sapp Memorial Motormouth of the National Football League.

• The punky QB known as McMahon says he was punked by BYU officials about his college experience.

• This Florida-Georgia football rivalry really has teeth. Just as the Bulldog backer whose Gator-cheering wife had bit him.

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