• Dallas Cowboys fans finally have their prayers answered: Tony Romo has called it quits with Jessica Simpson.

• Chris Cooley doesn’t like to beat a dead horse - he prefers to blow it up instead.

• Erin Andrews seems to appear a bit thin lately. Still, she knows how to look good in a shredded dress.

• Gina Carano’s ex claims he has a sex tape of the MMA star in “action“.

• Former boxer Arturo Gatti found dead, supposedly killed by his wife.

• Richard Jefferson jolts from his wedding, forgets to tell the guests. But the San Antonio Spur says it wasn’t like that at all.

• $1 beers & a “Hot Housewife” from Playboy? Now THAT’S a minor league promotion!

• Matt Kemp apparently had a great time at the ESPYs - throwing down a few, falling down, & pulling his date’s dress down.

• Just like last year, the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders continue to save the earth one eco-friendly bikini at a time.

• Oh, and there was an MLB All-Star Game this week, too (*yawn*). President Obama was there - stealing the spotlight from Stan Musial?