• Meet Maria Verchenova, the swinging Russian sweetie who hopes to do in golf what fellow countrywoman Maria Sharapova has done in tennis.

• Glen “Big Baby” Davis makes Magic fans cry by hitting a game-winning shot - then bowls over a young courtside spectator. Of course, the kid’s dad isn’t very happy with the Raging Luna-Celtic.

• A Baltimore-area stripper claims that there’s nothing Michael Phelps likes better than sex & spitting tobacco.

• That Nuggets-Mavericks series certainly was a fierce one. If it wasn’t Mark Cuban getting into it with Kenyon Martin’s mom, it was Carmelo Anthony’s fiancee LaLa Vasquez jawing with Dallas fans.

• But Dirk Nowitzki steered clear of any such confrontations, since he had his own problems with his own fraudulent fiancee. Hey, Dirk - Tony Banks feels your pain.

• Football season will soon be upon us - lingerie football, that is. Here’s some pigskin pics from the tryouts for the Miami Caliente & Tampa Breeze.

• Corie Blount gets sentenced to one year in prison for his previous pot bust, but not before the judge comes up with this cannabistic comment: “Cheech And Chong would have had a hard time smoking that much.”

• Joakim Noah knows how to spend his offseason - in the Caribbean with his bare-breasted gal pal. Hey, he’s just following his dad’s lead.

• If Little League moms aren’t trying to assault 12-year-old players, softball coaches are trying to have sex with 12-year-old girls, while hockey coaches succeed in having sex with 16-year-old players.

• How long did it take the Citi Field streaker to plan out his cheeky run? Would you believe eight years?