Week in Review: Tennis Babes Set for SI Swimsuits

• SI is planning to serve up Russian tennis hotties Tatiana Golovin & Maria Kirilenko in their next swimsuit issue.

Tatiana Golovin Maria Kirilenko

Charles Barkley rings in the new year with donuts, DUIs, blow jobs, big bar tabs - and Urkel.

Elle MacPherson, still not afraid to flash some flesh at 44.

Danica Patrick gets pulled over for speeding. Oh, the delicious irony! (Namely because Danica herself is quite delicious.)

• The Dallas Cowboys show more fight against their own fans than against the Eagles.  Not that their flight home from Philly was so somber.

• Despite what he told Regis & Kelly, it appears Michael Phelps is still practicing the breaststroke with cocktail waitress Caroline Pal.

• Ah, Lingerie Football League players - when they’re not suing over nude cell phone photos, they’re making time with MMA fighters.

Kim Kardashian’s younger sis Khloe catches the heart of T-Wolves guard Rashad McCants. With Kim romancing Reggie Bush, guess that leaves Kourtney to try the NHL or MLB.

• And the winner of today’s perturbed Paterno caption contest is…

Joe Paterno post Rose Bowl

Nick N., with this head-scratcher: My brain is trying to escape!

Thanks to everyone for contributing. Have a safe & fun weekend! Enjoy watching those NFL games! (Unless you live in Phoenix or the Twin Cities.)