â€¢ SI is planning to serve up Russian tennis hotties Tatiana Golovin & Maria Kirilenko in their next swimsuit issue.
â€¢ Charles Barkley rings in the new year with donuts, DUIs, blow jobs, big bar tabs - and Urkel.
â€¢ Elle MacPherson, still not afraid to flash some flesh at 44.
â€¢ Danica Patrick gets pulled over for speeding. Oh, the delicious irony! (Namely because Danica herself is quite delicious.)
â€¢ Despite what he told Regis & Kelly, it appears Michael Phelps is still practicing the breaststroke with cocktail waitress Caroline Pal.
â€¢ Kim Kardashian’s younger sis Khloe catches the heart of T-Wolves guard Rashad McCants. With Kim romancing Reggie Bush, guess that leaves Kourtney to try the NHL or MLB.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s perturbed Paterno caption contest is…
Nick N., with this head-scratcher: My brain is trying to escape!
Thanks to everyone for contributing. Have a safe & fun weekend! Enjoy watching those NFL games! (Unless you live in Phoenix or the Twin Cities.)