• Super Bowl viewers in Tucson were treated to a 30-second clip of some guy’s schlong. And for those who are curious, here’s what they saw.

• That pornographic interruption was probably more fun than actually going to a Super Bowl party.

• Should Erin Andrews and other female sports reporters get the chance to graduate from the sidelines to the broadcast booth?

• The USOC is seething over a strip club hosting its own “Pole Olympics“.

• Clinton Portis has his concerns about the NFL moving the Pro Bowl from Hawaii to Miami.

• Sicko seen satisfying self in Santa Barbara softball parking lot.

• Sarah Palin says she named her daughter Bristol in honor of the home of her hopeful place of employment someday - ESPN.

• Speaking of the Worldwide Leader, the dad of a Nebraska baller demands an apology from analyst Doug Gottlieb for calling his son a “punk“.

• And the winner of today’s NHL ref sandwich caption contest is…

arlo, with this heavy comment: Here, I’ve carried him long enough. You take him.

Thanks to everyone for playing. Have a fun & fantastic weekend!