Week In Review: So Long, Simona Halep’s Hooters

• Romanian teen tennis player Simona Halep goes through on her threat to get a breast reduction. We’ll never look at her the same way again.

Simona Halep's First Photo After Breast Reduction Surgery

• Chiefs RB Larry Johnson spends his offseason in Las Vegas, where he’s buying large champagne bottles for some thirsty ladies.

• The Ultimate Warrior shares his thoughts on the late Michael Jackson.

• Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers grabs himself a girlfriend in gorgeous grapefruit heiress Julie Henderson.

• Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari feels more cheeky than usual, as her swimsuit splits at the seat during a meet.

• Speaking of swimsuits, Daniela Hantuchova completes the Sports Illustrated tennis trifecta along with Maria Kirilenko & Tatiana Golovin.

• Speaking of trifectas, Evgeni Malkin scores a nice one - the Stanley Cup, the Conn Smythe trophy, and a hot girlfriend to cuddle with on the beach.

• Attendees of Red Sox owner John Henry’s wedding received a special treat - bobbleheads of the happy couple!

• The head of L.A.’s school system is incensed at Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno doing a GQ shoot with some local high school football players.

• A British would-be burglar gets his clock cleaned by the homeowner - a feisty 71-year-old ex-boxing champ.