Week In Review: QB Sanchez Does GQ, Gets Girl

• He hasn’t even thrown a pass yet, but Jets QB Mark Sanchez is already cementing his status as a Big Apple sex symbol with a GQ photo spread:

Mark Sanchez Hilary Rhoda GQ shoot

And Hilary Rhoda, the bikini-clad babe sharing the snapshot spotlight, is also apparently Mark’s new main squeeze.

Tony Kornheiser gives up his “Monday Night Football” gig, so ESPN tabs Jon Gruden as his replacement. It should be fun, considering what the ex-Bucs coach has said in the past about the Worldwide Leader.

• Will recent sex scandals cause Australian rugby to ban its cheerleaders?

• The Pepsi Center double-books a Nuggets-Lakers playoff game & WWE’s “Monday Night Raw” on the same night. Of course, Vince McMahon is going to have lots of fun with this Denver Debacle.

• Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is hoping her boyfriend, Formula One star Lewis Hamilton, will soon race with her to the wedding altar.

• When the Winter Olympics media onslaught comes to town, Vancouver’s prostitutes will be ready.

• A Mets fan drops her gold tooth in a Citi Field toilet, and gets her arm stuck trying to retrieve it.

• Sad times for sports wives: Phil Mickelson’s wife Amy is stricken with breast cancer, while Scott Schoeneweis’ wife Gabrielle is found dead in their Arizona home.

• A bikini-clad Kim Kardashian hits the beach to toss the ol’ pigskin around. Maybe she’s trying out for the Miami Caliente or Tampa Breeze.

• Your foursome fantasies involving Anna Rawson and other lovely LPGA ladies can finally come true - for a pretty price.