• He hasn’t even thrown a pass yet, but Jets QB Mark Sanchez is already cementing his status as a Big Apple sex symbol with a GQ photo spread:

And Hilary Rhoda, the bikini-clad babe sharing the snapshot spotlight, is also apparently Mark’s new main squeeze.

• Tony Kornheiser gives up his “Monday Night Football” gig, so ESPN tabs Jon Gruden as his replacement. It should be fun, considering what the ex-Bucs coach has said in the past about the Worldwide Leader.

• Will recent sex scandals cause Australian rugby to ban its cheerleaders?

• The Pepsi Center double-books a Nuggets-Lakers playoff game & WWE’s “Monday Night Raw” on the same night. Of course, Vince McMahon is going to have lots of fun with this Denver Debacle.

• Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is hoping her boyfriend, Formula One star Lewis Hamilton, will soon race with her to the wedding altar.

• When the Winter Olympics media onslaught comes to town, Vancouver’s prostitutes will be ready.

• A Mets fan drops her gold tooth in a Citi Field toilet, and gets her arm stuck trying to retrieve it.

• Sad times for sports wives: Phil Mickelson’s wife Amy is stricken with breast cancer, while Scott Schoeneweis’ wife Gabrielle is found dead in their Arizona home.

• A bikini-clad Kim Kardashian hits the beach to toss the ol’ pigskin around. Maybe she’s trying out for the Miami Caliente or Tampa Breeze.

• Your foursome fantasies involving Anna Rawson and other lovely LPGA ladies can finally come true - for a pretty price.