• Philly sports: Where there’s boobs at courtside & boobs in the front office.

• Was Tonya Harding’s hit on Nancy Kerrigan somehow financed by George Steinbrenner?

• Would you like to carry ESPN Radio shows? That will be $100,000, please. And don’t try to offset the funds with a softcore porn bracket contest.

• Maybe women’s college basketball should acknowledge the lesbian fanbase. Otherwise, why even bother playing anymore?

• These lovely lady lumberjacks are a cut above other beauty pageant gals.

• Which would feel worse: a hit to the the head, a punch to the stomach, or Paul Pierce leaving you hanging on a high-five?

• The Dominican Republic loses twice to the Dutch in the WBC? Who’s the mastermind behind that accomplishment?

• Cameron Diaz, Eva Longoria & Reese Witherspoon are just a few famous females who used to be cheerleaders.

• In case you’ve forgotten, Grant Hill gladly reminds us what a jerk that Christian Laettner is.

• What’s the big deal over Charles Barkley’s DUI? It’s not like he’s already driven drunk 99 other times throughout the year.