Week In Review: No Steroids in MLB, Why Watch?

• Major League Baseball without steroids is like porn without the silicone.

Monster Implants In Porn Like Steroids In Baseball

Just don’t blog about the subject with Raul Ibanez.

Rodney Harrison doesn’t like how the NFL has become “soft and pansy“.

• A Fox News morning show lambasts MTV for Bruno’s ass-ault on Eminem - then does a segment with a Fox reporter doing basically the same thing to a lingerie football player.

Tim Floyd takes off from the Trojans. What, and leave the Song Girls?

• Soon-to-be newlyweds Kendra Wilkinson & Eagles WR Hank Baskett are expecting a baby. On the other side of the spectrum, Barry Bonds’ wife demands a divorce.

• While Paris Hilton helps Cristiano Ronaldo celebrate his transfer to Real Madrid, Manchester United player Federico Machuda scores a sexy WAG in Sophie Houghton.

• Memphis Grizzlies guard Michael Conley isn’t doing too bad for himself, either.

Bob Huggins should know better than to try & take on a bathroom door.

• Your new owner of the St. Louis Rams: Rush Limbaugh?

• With the NFL allowing ad space on practice jerseys, an adult film company has a great offer for the Houston Texans.