• Major League Baseball without steroids is like porn without the silicone.

Just don’t blog about the subject with Raul Ibanez.

• Rodney Harrison doesn’t like how the NFL has become “soft and pansy“.

• A Fox News morning show lambasts MTV for Bruno’s ass-ault on Eminem - then does a segment with a Fox reporter doing basically the same thing to a lingerie football player.

• Tim Floyd takes off from the Trojans. What, and leave the Song Girls?

• Soon-to-be newlyweds Kendra Wilkinson & Eagles WR Hank Baskett are expecting a baby. On the other side of the spectrum, Barry Bonds’ wife demands a divorce.

• While Paris Hilton helps Cristiano Ronaldo celebrate his transfer to Real Madrid, Manchester United player Federico Machuda scores a sexy WAG in Sophie Houghton.

• Memphis Grizzlies guard Michael Conley isn’t doing too bad for himself, either.

• Bob Huggins should know better than to try & take on a bathroom door.

• Your new owner of the St. Louis Rams: Rush Limbaugh?

• With the NFL allowing ad space on practice jerseys, an adult film company has a great offer for the Houston Texans.