Week In Review: NFL Boaters Missing, 1 Survives

• The sad stories surrounding the ill-fated Florida Gulf Coast boat trip of Corey Smith, Marquis Cooper, Nick Schuyler and Will Bleakley.

Corey Smith Marquis Cooper Nick Schuyler Will Bleakley

• Bouncy British babe Chantelle Houghton just can’t trust soccer stud Jermain Defoe & his amorous past.

• Speaking of sports across the Pond, many Englishmen prefer their women to wear their favorite team’s jersey to bed rather than nothing at all.

• Speaking of jerseys, crooks now using uniform numbers as criminal code.

Digger Phelps cuts a rug with a couple of Cal cheerleaders.

• The minor league pitcher who was famously traded for 10 baseball bats was found dead of a drug overdose.

• A George Mason basketball player flies into the stands and takes out a courtside fan. But the results could have been worse, like it was for this Indians-Royals spectator.

• A porn star who slept with Pat Burrell calls the former Phillie “immature“.

• When is a $500,000 half-court shot not a $500,000 half court shot? When it’s an elaborate prank played out as an act of revenge.

• Please do what you can to help 6-year-old Jasmina fight & defeat her “aggressive” leukemia.

• And the winner of today’s Craig Robinson caption contest is…

Craig Robinson Oregon State Beavers

The Real BPR, who jabs up this quip: Everybody knows that you beat Oregon State by punching King Hippo in the gut when he opens his mouth.

Thanks to everyone for playing along. Enjoy the World Baseball Classic!