• Say what you will about Michael Irvin, but he sure knows how to help people have a good time at gentlemen’s clubs.

• Tennis commentator Michael Stich comments that the female competitors at Wimbledon are only there to “sell sex“. Why would he think such a scandalous thought?

• Former WWF wrestler Brian Blair shows what Father’s Day means to him by beating up his two sons.

• Sean Avery gets a taste of his own sloppy seconds, in the form of Jets QB Mark Sanchez’s supposed girlfriend Hilary Rhoda.

• Popular Iowa high school football coach Ed Thomas is shot & killed by a former player - a former player who should have been in police custody at the time.

• Meet some video game models who really know what they’re pimping.

• LeBron has a new Cavs teammate, and he’s Shaq-tastic!

• Attack a cheerleading coach with a stun gun, that’s 5 years in prison. Steal Lance Armstrong’s bike, that’s 3 years in  prison.

• Hope USC basketball knows what they’re getting into with Kevin O’Neill as their new coach. Just ask Northwestern.

• Mark Cuban wants to blacklist bloggers, and needs ESPN’s help to do it.