Week In Review: Michael Irvin, King of Strip Clubs

• Say what you will about Michael Irvin, but he sure knows how to help people have a good time at gentlemen’s clubs.

Michael Irvin

• Tennis commentator Michael Stich comments that the female competitors at Wimbledon are only there to “sell sex“. Why would he think such a scandalous thought?

• Former WWF wrestler Brian Blair shows what Father’s Day means to him by beating up his two sons.

Sean Avery gets a taste of his own sloppy seconds, in the form of Jets QB Mark Sanchez’s supposed girlfriend Hilary Rhoda.

• Popular Iowa high school football coach Ed Thomas is shot & killed by a former player - a former player who should have been in police custody at the time.

• Meet some video game models who really know what they’re pimping.

LeBron has a new Cavs teammate, and he’s Shaq-tastic!

• Attack a cheerleading coach with a stun gun, that’s 5 years in prison. Steal Lance Armstrong’s bike, that’s 3 years in  prison.

• Hope USC basketball knows what they’re getting into with Kevin O’Neill as their new coach. Just ask Northwestern.

Mark Cuban wants to blacklist bloggers, and needs ESPN’s help to do it.