• The Lakers win the NBA title, and many Angelenos celebrate accordingly - if “Angeleno” is Spanish for “a$$hole“.

• Baseball phenom Bryce Harper don’t need no education, plans to skip final two years of high school to become eligible for next year’s MLB draft.

• Posing for a new photoshoot, Anna Kournikova shows she’s still A-OK.

• “Joe Buck Live” makes its long-awaited(?) debut, and Artie Lange insures that it’s a memorable one.

• The mom of porn star Catalina Cruz used to work as a secretary for former Cleveland Browns coach Sam Rutigliano.

• Sammy Sosa reportedly tested positive for steroids in 2003. Bud Selig’s response: “LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, I’m not listening!”

• Kevin Love is the one who first Tweets to the world that Kevin McHale is moving on from the Timberwolves.

• Eddie Van Halen is vexed at Nike for supposedly stealing his colorful guitar design for their new shoes.

• Anna Rawson appears in her first commercial as a GoDaddy Girl.

• Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen will soon have a half-brother for John Edward Thomas Moynahan.