• Jessica Simpson is livin’ large nowadays, while boyfriend Tony Romo might have banged another broad right in Jess’s own bed.

• Pat O’Brien could be coming to an ESPN radio station near you.

• Turns out cheerleading is a contact sport, after all. Allllllright!

• Tampa will have it all this weekend - Super Bowl, strip clubs & prostitutes.

• A high school dance team is disbanded after a dirty halftime performance.

• Mark Sanchez is keeping his NFL representation in the family.

• Arizona Cardinals big wig Michael Bidwill is a ’screaming tyrant‘.

• Win or lose, don’t expect any Super Bowl parades in Pittsburgh.

• And the winner of today’s seat-grabbing soccer caption contest is…

Abe Froman, who punches up this quip: Must be Maradona’s “Hand of God” copping a feel.

Thanks for playing. But before you go, one more quick question: