• How did porn star Jenna Jameson & MMA fighter Tito Ortiz ever get together in the first place? ‘Twas through the miracle of MySpace!

• Any ex-Florida football players who dare critique Urban Meyer’s current regime should consider themselves persona non Gator.

• Hilarity ensues when Erin Andrews spends her NFL Draft day with the comic duo of Quan & Dr. Bill Cosby.

• The University of Oregon rules that naked ultimate frisbee is a no-no.

• A horse had to be put down after a two-horse collision during Kentucky Derby practice.

• A 35-year-old girls youth basketball coach takes a trip to a tournament, and takes a 16-year-old boy to an amorous motel meet-up.

• Speaking of sex, consider Darryl Strawberry as the poor man’s Wilt Chamberlain.

• Loony Larry Foote wants to leave the Steelers to go play with the Lions.

• A new book claims A-Rod’s been doing steroids since high school.

• If you’re going to have sex with a 14-year-old while your brothers rob her house, don’t be surprised if your football scholarship gets revoked.