Week In Review: Danielle Lloyd Destroyed in Fight

• Hottie soccer WAG Danielle Lloyd gets bruised & bloodied in a bar fight.

Danielle Lloyd

(The delicious Danielle, back before her bar-brawling days)

• What a memorable Memorial Day: Jose Canseco gets mauled in his MMA debut, while Mr. T pities Cubs fans with his 7th inning song stylings.

• Meanwhile, Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett go for a dip at the MGM Grand’s Wet Republic - and Holly Madison is there, too!

Danica Patrick’s latest GoDaddy spot features the randy racer being pulled over by a policewoman-turned-stripper.

• Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima is pregnant. Great job, Marko Jaric!

Jocelyne & Monique Lamoureux, a pair of pretty hockey-playing twin sisters, aren’t feeling Minnesota, so they transfer back to North Dakota.

Charlie Manuel wants Phillies fans to boo more. Wait, what?

• Liverpool’s Steve Gerrard used to “Go Ugly” when going after girls. So how did he end up with a cutie like Alex Curran?

• Ah, college basketball coaches - when they’re not suing former employers for $6 million or leaving former programs under clouds of academic fraud, they’re calling deaf players “c*nts” - in sign language, even.

• Meet Jessiqa Pace, a Martini model that can stop traffic - literally.