Week In Review: Cowboys Can’t Pick Any Winners

• The new Cowboys Stadium opens with a couple of embarrassing picks, courtesy of Tony Romo & Jerry Jones.

Tony Romo Jerry Jones nose pick

• Well, at least the fans had fun inside the new digs in Dallas - unless you had a “party pass” but weren’t allowed in.

• An angry Oregon fan wants his travel expenses back after watching the Ducks get plucked in Boise. So UO coach Chip Kelly sends him a check.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. delivers a verbal beatdown to Max Kellerman during Floyd’s post-fight interview.

• This week’s sports Twitter craziness comes courtesy Redskins LB Robert Henson, Larry Fitzgerald’s younger brother Marcus, and Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema.

Willie Tuitama: From starting Arizona Wildcats QB to serving up fun at Buffalo Wild Wings.

• Have you got your gifts wrapped & suits pressed for the Khloe-Odom wedding? Hope you had a good time at Lamar’s bachelor party.

• Kansas basketball & football players rock & chawk in an on-campus brawl. But everything’s now hunky-dory, right? And who started all this, anyway?

Plaxico Burress gets a warm welcome during his first night in jail, complete with chants of “A**hole!” and “Giants suck!”

• It’s a good thing Washington State RB James Montgomery underwent knee surgery on Sunday - or doctors say he could have died.

• A Boston Celtics fan shares his story of giving his ailing father the best Christmas gift ever - a phone call from Larry Bird.