• Titans owner Bud Adams gives the Bills a double-finger salute - and gets fined $250,000 for it.

• After Stanford’s stunning slaughter of ‘SC, Pete Carroll & Jim Harbaugh both want to know what the deal is. (And Pete won’t forget it.)

• But the real deal is Toby Gerhart. Just ask his swim team girlfriend, who says that the Cardinal RB is “one big muscle.”

• Speaking of girlfriends, Erin Dewes has been incorrectly labeled as Tim Tebow’s squeeze. But that’s not stopping her from covering her nude self in number 15’s body paint.

• Zack Greinke is a real winner this week. Not only did the Royals pitcher grab the Cy Young award, he’s also tying the knot with former Miss Daytona Beach Emily Kuchar.

• Ron Artest learns that the only way to stop Trevor Ariza is to throw his shoes away.

• Lane Kiffin claimed that his Tennessee football team had a clean police record. Yeah, about that…

• Jerry Jones knows how to party hardy with the Dallas dames.

• It’s getting rocky for Rock Chalk Jayhawk, as some Kansas players have come forward to complain about Mark Mangino. But could it be the KU AD who gets the axe?

• Thierry Henry hands France a World Cup qualifying win over Ireland.