• The ladies of the Lingerie Bowl are leery of playing at a nude resort.

(Lingerie footballer Reby Sky prefers her spectators clothed)

• Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad - I’m hot for the school’s athletic trainer.

• It’s hard to tell what’s more ludicrous - a ‘Rock of Love’ contestant falls on hockey rink ice & thinks she’s broken her boobies, or that she has no idea what’s inside her implants.

• A Minnesota skater hopes to make it as a model - and needs your vote!

• Break out “Brass Bonanza”! The NHL could be heading back to Hartford.

• Donovan McNabb wasn’t on fire in Arizona last weekend, but his lawn was. Fortunately, the firebugs were felled by the fuzz.

• Should prayer be permitted in pro football? God, what a touchy issue!

• Marvelous MMA fighter Kyra Gracie can knock you out with her fists - or her feminine charms.

• And the winner of today’s Caroline Wozniacki caption contest is…

SbBGirl Whitney’s #1 Fan, who offers this oft-feared fashion emergency: “I wonder if this outfit makes me look fat”.

Thanks for playing! Have a fun football-free weekend, if you can.