ADAGE.com reports an internet user calling himself “J.P.” has been trying to raise over $2M via his website, MySuperProposal.com.

The money would go to buying ad time during the Super Bowl TV broadcast - in order to propose to his girlfriend.

So far, miraculously, J.P. has raised $100,000(!). But since he now realizes he himself has no chance to get the ad on the air, he’s “instead trying to find a marketer who will put him in an ad.”

He also claims he will donate the funds raised to Vanderbilt Children’s Hospital in Nashville if they go unused. Why do I have a feeling J.P. will soon be citing hefty “administration fees“?.