Website Breathlessly Breaks Down Body Parts Of Male Sports Stars

SITE SWEATS OVER SPORTS STARS’ PARTS: The website “Athlebrities.com” claims to have the “Hottest Male Pro Athlete News“.

If you define “Hottest Male Pro Athlete News” as an unintentionally amusing blog breathlessly breaking down the body parts (with accompanying photos) of your favorite male sports stars, then that title is right on target.

Some recently excerpted gems from Athlebrities blogger Delinda:

Andy Roddick


Andy Roddick: “Rolex certainly has gotten my attention. On Rolex.com, several of our treats (including Roddick) appear in various sporn-tastic spots. Making my second hand tick-tock at an alarming speed.

Charles Howell


Golfer Charles Howell: “Athlebrity favorite, Charles Howell is honored by Rolex, with the tag line: ‘Charles Howell: His manner will charm you. His long game will bring you to your knees.’ (Already there!)

Carmelo Anthony


Carmelo Anthony: “Nuggets nugget Carmelo Anthony helped students at the concession stand in the Pepsi Center create their own pizzas on February 6. I’d like to eat right and order an XXL-pizza topped with caramelized onions, extra tats, a light blue jersey, some juicy lips and a leather ball pa-leeze.

Not satisfied with just words and pictures? Then knock yourself out on their youtube account, which showcases more sweating men than a West Hollywood bathhouse.

The only thing I find shocking about this site, based on the trend of high-profile, entertainment-based blogs, is that it isn’t run by a man.