Really. What is Jason Taylor getting out of Dancing With The Stars? Here’s a clip from him last night:

(Next up: A fall run as Mansion cage dancer on South Beach)

Embarrassing. Funny. Sad. We especially love the menacing look he tries to put on while dressed as a cabana boy at the Delano (eye black really completes the look).

It’s obvious that Taylor really, REALLY wants to quit football, unless he is delivered to a Super Bowl contender for one last run at a ring. Of course, we know that isn’t going to happen, thanks to ol’ dos estomagos.

We wouldn’t be surprised at all to see Taylor retire before the season starts. With the Dolphins’ loss leading to Lifetime’s gain. Or will it be Oxygen?