Wayne Ellington Has Two Reasons To Stay Home

It’s easy to understand Ricky Rubio’s reluctance to leave the sun, style and nightlife of Spain for Minnesota. But when UNC’s Wayne Ellington said he was hoping to be drafted by his hometown 76ers, I did a double take. Wayne! Anyone who even survives 18 years in Philly is blessed. Why do you want to go back?

Wayne Ellington and Amanda Altschuler

Above would be exhibits A and B. That’s Wayne’s girlfriend, a 19-year-old college student in Philadelphia, and suddenly his desire to stay close to home seems a little less crazy.


Amanda Altschuler is a student at Drexel, which blows my mind. I went to Temple, not a school known for the charms of its female student body. But we always knew that bad as it was, our women were better than Drexel’s. We were led to believe the Dragons were all engineering nerds. We were all horrible misled.

Of being passed on by the 76ers, Ellington said: “My girlfriend goes to Drexel, so she wanted me to stay local, as did my family. I’m not upset at all, though. This is a blessing.”

Sucks now to leave her, Wayne, but you’re an NBA player. You’ll forget about her the first time you see the cloud of women hovering outside your team hotel.

For some reason, which I can’t quite put my finger on, Altschuler reminds me of the girl (erroneously) identified as Tim Tebow’s girlfriend:

Tim Tebow Girlfriend

Who’s the higher quality arm candy?

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10 comments

  1. GravatarBrooks
    4:35 pm on June 27th, 2009

    Those are almost as fake as Rubio's reax upon getting drafted by the Wolves.

  2. GravatarKevin
    11:10 pm on June 27th, 2009

    Nice find!

  3. GravatarGreg
    5:06 am on June 28th, 2009

    those are three different girls in theat phot, numbnuts. one is lucy pinder

  4. Gravatarwtfser
    1:05 pm on June 28th, 2009

    those are all natural, tebows girl on the other hand not so much.  How does that guy get away with saying he is a virgin when everyone knows he hits every piece of fine ass on UF's campus

  5. GravatarJiminy
    2:30 pm on June 28th, 2009

    Since when did Tebow get with Lucy Pinder, British supermodel?  That's her in the bikini; but not the other photos.

  6. GravatarJoe
    7:01 pm on June 28th, 2009

    Amanda Altschuler is hot, she knows it, and has attached herself to a guy who is gonna make some good money. she knows what she is doing.

    but yeah, we will see how long it lasts. once he gets a taste of the nba life, the clubs, those long road trips. lucky bast**d.

  7. GravatarHawkeyeHater
    9:18 pm on June 28th, 2009

    Real vs. fake?  If I can touch them, they're real…

  8. GravatarNBA Diva
    1:40 pm on June 29th, 2009

    wayne needs to wake the hell up. leave her now, before you lose half of your money for the husky gold-digger. you need to focus on the NBA. she's looking for your $$$$$. she could care less about you. the main reason to hang onto to you. find someone better. she's not cute. the busts do not make up for ugly looks and used up clicks

  9. GravatarMisty
    1:46 pm on June 29th, 2009

    she has a bad reputation at drexel. the sex only lasts so long. wayne needs a better woman. she thinks she will sex him into marriage. she wants money and thats it. he will see the quality of women and meet celebrities. she cries b/c she knows he will move on to something better. wayne will make the right decision and find class and not busted ass.

  10. GravatarAnonymous
    4:43 pm on August 24th, 2009

    Career first buddy….. the lady or ladies will always be there!

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