Want To Visit Kobe’s Official Site? That’ll Be $50

In the best of economic times, I often wondered how a league like the NBA, which gets crappy TV ratings, has teams in tiny markets like New Orleans, Sacto, Memphis and OKC, and has a product that many regard as lacking could continue to support the mammoth salaries of its players.

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Now with the economy imploding, and NBA owners forced to take out loans to cover operating costs, it appears that reality is finally setting in for the league and its players.

Oh, wait, scratch the latter.

Jill Painter of the L.A. DAILY NEWS reports that at least one NBA player is apparently blissfully unaware of the world we now live in. Why else would he be charging fans $50 just to see any content on his website?

At Kb24.com, the NBA’s reigning MVP will post at least once every couple of weeks.

As a loyal Bryant fan, you’ll learn tidbits about his family. You’ll see training sessions, too.

All for $49.95.

If you’re not a Kobe Bryant fan club member, you can read news and statistics, but you can get that stuff anywhere. The premium content is for paying customers only.

You get the goods when you deliver the credit card.

Let’s be fair on this. There’s a possibility that Bryant doesn’t even know about the ridiculous charge. Or that the charge was established before the economy collapsed. But even during the days when we all enjoyed a sounder financial standing, jacking $50 for bi-monthly blog posts and fascinating family “tidbits” is a little like the Yankees charging $2,600 for a single ticket. (Oh, wait.)

Painter justifiably mocks the concept, but also lauds various pro teams that are lowering prices on tickets and concessions in response to deteriorating fan finances. What she fails to mention in that comparison is that the teams are doing that out of necessity. Whereas Bryant isn’t desperating trying to shore up cash every two weeks to meet payroll.

Kobe doesn’t need money, which is precisely the reason he’s charging. Don’t like it? See you at the dollar Dodger dog stand kiddos!

The greater question going forward is how soon before the economic crisis materially impacts salaries of pro sports stars like Bryant?  The answer to that is buried on the balance sheets of team owners. If they lost big in the stock market, then you can bet they’ll be cutting back on the bench. But if they run a solid team operation in a large market, and their core biz is recession-proof, they’re more likely to keep the cash flowing.

In other words, this downturn could be a great opportunity for a well-funded owner to acquire great players at bargain basement prices. That’s one of the primary reasons you can almost guarantee that cash-strapped New Orleans Hornets Owner George Shinn will sell Chris Paul to the highest bidder at season’s end.

A guy like Mark Cuban, if he can shrug off salary cap impediments, could be a big winner this offseason if the economy takes another leg down.

9 comments

  1. Gravatarname
    9:36 pm on April 27th, 2009

    who forces anyone to be an idiot and pay for stuff like this?

  2. GravatarKatelyn Faber
    7:21 am on April 28th, 2009

    In fairness, hosting the rape video uses a lot of bandwidth, hence the expense.

  3. GravatarScott
    7:36 am on April 28th, 2009

    but…but…but…you get a t-shirt!

  4. GravatarRespect
    10:57 am on April 28th, 2009

    Good for Kobe, why charge 10 when they are willing to pay 50.  Kobe provides a service, and if you want in, you pay for it, simple as that.

  5. GravatarKobe
    11:53 am on April 28th, 2009

    Hey, I'm still paying off the purple diamond…

  6. GravatarKB24FTW
    12:47 pm on April 28th, 2009

    I don't why anybody is complaining. Kobe is the most talented basketball player to ever the game, and one of the top 10 most inspiring humans in the world. People should be honored to have a in depth look at Kobe no matter what the price is.

  7. GravatarKobe's Accountant
    2:03 pm on April 28th, 2009

    I agree completely with what the last shill, I mean guy, said.

  8. GravatarAbout 50 Former NBA Players
    3:48 pm on April 28th, 2009

    KB24FTW, We'd like to have a word with you, you dumbass.

  9. GravatarSlaphappy
    5:09 pm on April 28th, 2009

    I,for one,welcome our new Laker overlords…

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