Comments on: Wait, Someone Tried To Impersonate Kiko Calero? http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/wait-someone-tried-to-impersonate-kiko-calero-26035 Celebrity sports gossip since 2001 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:31:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Ogre http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/wait-someone-tried-to-impersonate-kiko-calero-26035#comment-120840 Ogre Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:17:30 +0000 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/wait-someone-tried-to-impersonate-kiko-calero-26035#comment-120840 Two things ultimately undermined Corral’s plot - well, three, if you include “41-year-old illegal immigrant using a major leaguer’s identity and thinking it would end well.” First, as we mentioned before, Calero pitches in Miami. That’s in Florida. Corral lives in Chandler. That’s in Arizona. We’re no mapologists, but those two places aren’t exactly close by; you’d think that if you wanted to impersonate a very famous person whose job title includes the geographic area they work in, you too should live in or near said area. If geography were darts at a bar and Florida was the bullseye, Arizona is killing some poor waitress 20 feet away from the board. Nice paragraph Adam - it was my first laugh of the day. Thanks. Two things ultimately undermined Corral’s plot - well, three, if you include “41-year-old illegal immigrant using a major leaguer’s identity and thinking it would end well.” First, as we mentioned before, Calero pitches in Miami. That’s in Florida. Corral lives in Chandler. That’s in Arizona. We’re no mapologists, but those two places aren’t exactly close by; you’d think that if you wanted to impersonate a very famous person whose job title includes the geographic area they work in, you too should live in or near said area. If geography were darts at a bar and Florida was the bullseye, Arizona is killing some poor waitress 20 feet away from the board.

Nice paragraph Adam - it was my first laugh of the day. Thanks.

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