â€¢ DEUCE OF DAVENPORT gets it on with Jordan Howell, as the Tennessee senior guard tickles the ivories to Marvin Gaye’s greatest.
â€¢ THE EARTH TIMES puts down the Hofbrau, as new a study reveals that watching soccer in Germany is bad for your health.
â€¢ FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE has the poop on Beijing’s Olympic toilet situation - It’s great if you believe in squatter’s rights.
â€¢ The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE has the story of one Cambodian refugee trying to bring baseball to his homeland.
â€¢ THE DAILY MAIL changes the English channel, as British viewers are buggered by BBC1 showing 10 hours of sports in one day.
â€¢ FOOD COURT LUNCH motors to the local Segway store to eavesdrop on the Buffer brothers getting ready to rumbullllllllllle.
â€¢ The HOUSTON CHRONICLE reports that the Rockets are on a roll, winning their 12th straight after bouncing the Bulls.
â€¢ While MVN heads in the other direction, as the Miami Heat were cooled off for the 11th straight time - and the 26th game out of their last 27.
â€¢ WAGGLE ROOM clubs us over the head with shocking news that Tiger Woods won another tournament.
â€¢ THE ANGRY T dirties up the red carpet with their sporty nominations for the anti-Oscars.