When I was away at college, my parents had a Google News Alert out on my name, so they could keep track of me if I popped up in the local sports section (or the crime blotter). Carly Hinchman had better pray her parents don’t do the same, because the Virginia Tech cheerleader just tried out to be in Playboy, and stupidly gave her real name when talking to a local news station about it.
Playboy is scouting Blackburg for its “Girls of the ACC” issue, and the Hokie cheerleader (soon to be ex-cheerleader) tried out, along with four other young ladies. She told the Roanoke NBC affiliate that she hasn’t told her parents, which is a great way to keep it secret. Thanks for proving once again the inverse correlation between intelligence and eagerness to take your clothes off.
And yes, this is two Playboy posts in a row. Are you complaining?
All due props to BUSTED COVERAGE for this find, and the photo collage above. You can see Hinchman here on the official spirit squad’s page, looking sweet and innocent as a freshman cheerleader ought to. But if things go well, we’ll be seeing her in a whole new light.
Carly Hinchman and Maggie Cook, both freshmen, are friends and decided to try out together.
“When we’re older and it’s 20 years from now, we can be like, remember when we tried out for Playboy?“ Cook said.
At a sports school like Virginia Tech, cheerleading comes with a pretty hefty scholarship. So I hope Hinchman remembers, 20 years from now, when she threw that away by not realizing most nude models use fake names, such as Kelly Hemberger … er, sorry, Kelly Carrington.
Predictably, Hokie message board are abuzz with the news. One of Hinchman’s classmates says he’s eager to “tell her he’s looking forward to seeing her in Playboy, then lick my lips creepily.”
Oh, and for the curious, all it takes for an audition is a bathing suit and high heels. No photos yet of Hinchman’s audition, but I’m guessing she wasn’t wearing a one-piece.
12:02 am on April 10th, 2009
If you weren't a freaking creep you would leave her alone… because the facts are that she did not EVEN try out. In fact, when they told her they wanted her to go topless she left with her friend…and will not be in the issue… so go buy it in November and guess what she won't be in it
12:10 am on April 10th, 2009
take this down… please just take this whole article down, its making me sick… assumptions are being made about this girl who would never let people take nude pictures of her. this is mean
12:38 am on April 10th, 2009
not to mention that her parents are fully aware that she did nothing…
10:06 am on April 10th, 2009
So what would be the big deal here regardless of whether she was trying out for Playboy or not? It isn't like she would be signing up to do hardcore porn or anything. Overall, Playboy is fairly classy and LOTS of respected and famous people have done playboy. Sounds like you guy are a bit full of your own morals.
1:31 pm on April 10th, 2009
This country is trash and will be conquered
2:19 pm on April 10th, 2009
How intelligent would she be. She goes to VT.
1:25 pm on April 15th, 2009
oh god. i know carly. this is so something she would do…
im actually a cheerleader and many of the girls on our team dislike her because of the dumb things she says/does… this being one of them.
10:06 pm on April 16th, 2009
listen!you need to leave this poor sweet innocent girl alone. She is a kind person and would never do something as sick as this she is better than that SHE DID NOT FREKIN TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF! So go out and buy the magazine when it comes out and guess what she won't be in it. People make mistakes she's not the only one! it makes me sick to my stomach to read all these perverted,cruel, and sick articles low life losers post on these idotic pages! CLEARLY NONE OF YALL HAVE A LIFE NOW LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:57 pm on July 24th, 2009
Wow, there are some strong opinions on this mater. You people need to lighten up.
9:01 pm on September 29th, 2009
vtgirl shut up you brat! i know carly and i’ll gladly share with her the hateful comments u wrote. and btw plenty of the cheer girls love carly so shes not the brat they all hate. it must be you. SUCK IT
4:02 pm on October 31st, 2009
Okay. You guys make no FREAKING sense. She knew what Playboy was. She isn’t just gonna up and leave when they tell her to take her top off. That is to be expected of her and she knows that and auditioned anyway.
Personally, I don’t like the ho because she likes causing problems in peoples relationships. Fact.
12:50 am on January 2nd, 2010
listen us jerk! im sick of the shit ur saying and its frekin pissing me off. carly is not a hoand i hate u for saying that! suck it !!!!!!!!!!!!!