Who would’ve guessed that Vince Neil would be such a golf enthusiast? Well, if Alice Cooper can trade head-banging tunes for holes-in-one, why can’t Motley Crue’s lead singer do the same?
(Vince invites adult film star Gina Lynn to grab the shaft of his 9-iron)
Tony Biasotti of the VENTURA COUNTY STAR tees up his story about living through the sights & sounds & smells of a charity tournament done the Dr. Feelgood way.
There was plenty of booze & broads among the bunkers & back nine of the Lost Canyons Golf Club in Simi Valley last Friday. When asked how he ended up at this particular course, Neil replied, “They’re cool about what we do on the course — the girls, the booze.”
With a Jagermeister bus parked out front, Biasotti describes the egregious goings-on with the porn star gals & giggity-giggity guys putting around on the greens:
The girls who haven’t achieved (Tera) Patrick’s level of fame were working harder to promote themselves. Some handed out free videos. Others struck suggestive poses to distract the golfers. A few spoke earnestly about the importance of giving back and helping the children. None passed up an opportunity to turn a golf term into a sophomoric double-entendre.
At least they bothered with wordplay; the scene as the golfers convened just before tee-off was rife with single-entendres. One foursome festooned its golf carts with blow-up dolls and sex toys, then took turns chugging beers through a funnel.
You may have noticed the “helping the children” bit. Believe it or not, the outrageous outing is all for a good cause.
Since 1996, Vince has hosted the Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament, named after the rocker’s 4-year-old daughter who died in 1995 from a rare form of cancer. So far, the tournament has raised almost $2 million to fund research in fighting juvenile cancer, AIDS, and other diseases.
Even though a good time was had by all, it wasn’t all fun with adult film actresses & tequila shots:
If the porn stars didn’t offend, the same cannot be said of Kevin Federline. At the 10th hole, the former Mr. Britney Spears and his pals parked their golf carts side by side, completely blocking the path and triggering a minor traffic jam. At another hole, a pair of models poured shots of tequila and handed out apples and bottles of water, for the health-conscious golfers. Some people passed on the apples; others took them and ate them. Only Federline and his friends took them and threw them at each other.
This tale came from one of the models, who prefaced it by whispering, “If you don’t use our names, we’ll tell you who the biggest (jerk) was.” Then they said in unison: “K-Fed.”
Figures he’d ruin something as pleasant as golfing with porn stars. (At least he wasn’t around to ruin bowling with porn stars.) Who invited him again?
Wait a minute … WHO’S WATCHING THE KIDS???