Video: You’ve Never Seen Soccer Tackle Like This

Too good not to post.

Soccer Players Fishing Celebration

Video below.

25 comments

  1. GravatarIshmail
    11:37 am on July 27th, 2010

    just when I was sure soccer couldn’t get any more gay….

  2. GravatarScank
    11:44 am on July 27th, 2010

    Soccer is such an absolute bore….players gotta find something to do while playing I suppose to keep them awake

  3. GravatarKjetil
    11:45 am on July 27th, 2010

    Genius! I love it.

  4. Gravatarjoel
    11:45 am on July 27th, 2010

    “just when I was sure soccer couldn’t get any more gay….”

    “Soccer is such an absolute bore….players gotta find something to do while playing I suppose to keep them awake”

    Sincerely,
    NFL fan

    just a guess

  5. GravatarMichael Hunt
    11:54 am on July 27th, 2010

    Credit for creativity. Demerit for still being soccer.

  6. GravatarDavid Staples
    12:04 pm on July 27th, 2010

    Is Lebron taking notes???

    More fodder for Jim Rome…

  7. GravatarJoey B
    12:07 pm on July 27th, 2010

    the “skit” is a little too much…it’s like their at a summer drama camp with that crap.

  8. Gravatarjudasp1
    12:48 pm on July 27th, 2010

    They are being just as stupid as the getto NFL players. Soccer is so much better then the NFL. Lets wear pads so we don’t get hurt and well take a 30 second break after playing 5 seconds. please…..

  9. Gravatarthailandreb
    12:52 pm on July 27th, 2010

    those that are saying soccer is “such a bore” and “gay” probably love the fact that between 2/3 and 3/4 of all NFL, NBA, and MLB games consist of everyone just standing around during the tons of timeouts, TV timeouts, between innings and pitches in baseball, and between the inevitable 4th quarter free throw shooting contests in basketball, and the running-down-the-clock crap in NFL. games where there is acutally more action than standing around are “such a bore”? hmmm.

  10. Gravatarsoccersucksass
    1:29 pm on July 27th, 2010

    thailandreb

    i’ll take my tv timeouts, pitches in baseball, and the inevitable 4th quarter free throw shooting contests in basketball ANY DAY over watching little girls act like they just got hit by a sniper when someone gives them a love tap. i guess an hour and a half of jogging and 2 goals a game is pretty damn exciting? hmmm.

  11. Gravatarsoccerballs
    1:30 pm on July 27th, 2010

    Totally agree thailandreb-

    I guess “Act like you’ve been there” doesn’t apply to soccer considering they haven’t.

  12. Gravatardave
    1:47 pm on July 27th, 2010

    Stupid

  13. GravatarSoup Sandwich
    2:02 pm on July 27th, 2010

    Gawd, but I hate soccer.

    That said, this is GENIUS.

  14. GravatarWade
    2:33 pm on July 27th, 2010

    The dude protraying the fish was pretty convincing, but he probably gets a lot of practice flopping and rolling around since he plays soccer.

  15. Gravataryes sir
    3:28 pm on July 27th, 2010

    I got it, I got it… this is brilliant. how come no one has ever come up with this,

    instead of 2-1 in a soccer game. lets multiply the goal by 8, not 7 and now its 16-8….. see how much better that is. then we can attract all those lazy arses of the couch and they can stop pretending they just won the state championship in the last second.

    plus they wont figure out what we did, because it involves math…

    and at least its not so boring that you have to get up in stretch half way through the game

  16. GravatarIshmail
    3:28 pm on July 27th, 2010

    running down the clock is bad? Like when in footy about 15 minutes out of every game is for dudes pretending their leg has been amputated and in the unlikely event some accidentally scores a whole team pretending to reel in a marlin? but they make it up when the goofy ref adds 3 or for minutes on his casio watch @ the end of the game right.

    But that’s when the team in the lead makes at least three substitutions to use up all the injury time right?

    soccer is ghey.

  17. Gravatarthailandreb
    11:33 pm on July 27th, 2010

    for the posters whining so much about the soccer player flops: I totally agree that is annoying, but it happens in the NBA as well, only about 10 times more frequently. Not as pathetic ie. they don’t roll around pretending to be dying, only to hop up a minute later, but i’ve seen entire NBA games where teams just take turns barreling into the lane and jumping into defendors, then both the attacker and defender flying 10 feet backwards to try and award themselves the foul. ENTIRE NBA GAMES!!! So why is it so great to watch in basketball but not soccer?

    And to those who think scoring is everything, and can’t appreciate how most of the game is setting up for the score, then i’m glad the American sports have been invented for you. You should also think about taking up cricket. It’s even slower than baseball AND high-scoring!

  18. Gravatarsoccersucksass
    1:26 am on July 28th, 2010

    soccer sucks ass. simple as that. end of story. goodnight. i’m sure you would enjoy watching people take a nice jog around the park too cause thats all you see for 90 minutes in soccer. goooooallllll! oh wait no offsides doesnt count, tie game 0-0. thanks soccer, that was awesome for my 3 seconds of joy out of the 90 minutes i watched and now it doesnt even count!

  19. GravatarAnonymous
    8:15 am on July 28th, 2010

    I love how people hate on soccer cause they dont understand the game or could never play it. I believe the average soccer player covers about 6 miles per game on average. Thats probably more than most NFl players cover in their career. Yes, there is some diving and some theatrics to try to draw a foul, but its the same in the NBA where people are flopping in the paint to try to get a call. Or everytime a franchise player misses a shot he’s screaming at a ref for a call. In the NFL every time a player drops a pass or doesnt get to the ball he is asking the ref to throw the flag. So to say its “gay” is just a typical response from some guy sitting on the couch drinking a beer watching a 3 hr game that really only consists of about 10 minutes of actual playing time.

  20. GravatarJames
    9:20 am on July 28th, 2010

    The hardest part of being a soccer player is telling your parents you’re gay.

  21. Gravatarthailandreb
    12:54 pm on July 28th, 2010

    the soccersucksass post proves how shallow most Americans are when it comes to sports (and most other things). ie: there NEEDS to be tons of scoring for anything to constitute “action”. I bet all you care about in basketball are watching players dunk, and know (nor care) absolutely nothing about offensive and defensive sets and plays. Shallow!

  22. GravatarBrooks
    9:08 am on July 29th, 2010

    awesome!

  23. Gravatarsoccer lover
    10:50 pm on July 29th, 2010

    come on people! soccer is the sport of the world! if the entire planet love there’s something interested that american folks still could not realize. check the fact b4 do any judment about the beautiful game. by the way! the real name is football!

  24. Gravatarsoccer lover
    11:01 pm on July 29th, 2010

    if you think soccer is for gay . meet me at any park and lets play. i bet you not gonna last 5 min .sorry i forgot! american fans like to watch sports not play. the average soccer lover not only watch.WE PLAY! soccer is the most democratic sport . the sport itself doesnt discriminate : you can be short, tall, strong. what u need is skill. if u are short and try to be a basketball player its impossible, NFL if u not big dont even try.

  25. GravatarCharles
    12:13 pm on August 4th, 2010

    Soccer is just AWFUL…no other word for it. I apprecciate that they are atheletes but any sport that can end in a 0-0 tie is just stupid. Keep floppin around out there “soccer guys”. That is the only reason to watch a highlight. Keep it in other countries. That’s where it belongs. And all you “soccer fans” that think because football players wear pads, they are fully protected have never been blinsided by a 300 pound offensive lineman. SOCCER SUCKS!!!!!!!

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