Tuesday the University of Florida held its introductory press conference for new football coach Will Muschamp.
In following Ron Zook and Urban Meyer, Muschamp is now the third person UF Athletic Director Jeremy Foley has hired for the job during the AD’s tenure in Gainesville.
Apropos since Muschamp clearly is an esteemed graduate of the prestigious Rickey Henderson school of public speaking. (During his first remarks to the media, Muschamp referred to himself in the third person four different times.)
Excerpts from the coach:
1) “I can tell you this right now, as long as Will Muschamp is the football coach here, Urban Meyer is going to be involved in this program.”
2) “Well, and I should have said this earlier. the University of Texas was very good to Will Muschamp.”
3) “It’s difficult from the standpoint but Mack was great. Mack was happy for Will Muschamp.”
4) “I’m going to be me, I’m going to be Will Muschamp.”
Probably just me, but I’m thinking Muschamp probably doesn’t need an agent.