Video: What Did Bo Pelini Say To Taylor Martinez?

If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat!

Bo Pelini screams at Taylor Martinez

(Closeup video below)

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  1. GravatarPete
    10:02 am on November 22nd, 2010

    I think it was:
    “I’m a bit disappointed in your marks this semester, son. I would hope that you put in the extra effort to improve your grades, because very few of us go on to careers in a sport. Let me know if I can be of assistance.”

  2. GravatarCarl the Greenskeeper
    10:41 am on November 22nd, 2010

    “Cut the horse—t, son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. Of course I’m talking about Delta, you TWERP! “

  3. Gravatarogre
    10:47 am on November 22nd, 2010

    “Either way, however this turns out, I think we ought ot go out and get a whole mess of those crepes!”

  4. GravatarPilgrim
    11:00 am on November 22nd, 2010

    It appears that he is inviting him to have Thanksgiving Dinner with him and his family?

  5. GravatarSteve-o
    11:20 am on November 22nd, 2010

    You are who we thought you were!

  6. Gravatarthe dude
    11:43 am on November 22nd, 2010

    Is that a pledge pin? On your UNIFORM??+??

  7. GravatarEvil One
    2:19 pm on November 22nd, 2010

    Good thing those kids are getting paid well to take that kind of abuse,

    wait///what ??

  8. GravatarLMAO
    5:45 pm on November 22nd, 2010

    LMAO, SDFFSD for the win with the Mr. Stoner from Up in Smoke reference. Well done.

  9. GravatarRalphie
    5:45 pm on November 22nd, 2010

    “if you ever F@#$ing call your dad on your f@#$ing phone during a game again, it’ll be the last f@#$ing thing you ever do. Get your f@#$ing head straight.”

  10. Gravatarron
    6:28 pm on November 22nd, 2010

    (Judge Smales To Spalding)….You’ll have nothing and like it.

  11. GravatarMark
    6:30 pm on November 22nd, 2010

    @Ralphie That is correct. Reportedly Martinez was caught on the sidelines calling his daddy after he was injured, yet again.

  12. GravatarSDFFSD
    2:17 pm on November 23rd, 2010


    “…Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers… “

  13. GravatarDavid
    3:57 pm on November 23rd, 2010

    dude, ur wearing girls panties under ur uniform, that’s not a joke, that’s a severe mental disorder…