I somehow missed this two weeks ago:

Doing a standup for a “Gaucho League” match in Brazil in 99 degree heat apparently prompted analyst “Zé Batista” to fall harder than Apolo Ohno’s Q rating on March 1. (Also when Ohno will once again only be associated with Macadamia Nut-Crust and Mango-Lime Butter.)

Dude’s eyes rolled up faster than downtown Detroit at 5:01pm.