Video of Topps Rip Party

Nerd alert! To celebrate the release of its 2006 Triple Threads football cards, Topps held a “rip party” as dorks of all ages tore through packs in search of “White Whale” rookie cards of Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart, limited to one of each.

Which means Topps was really, really hoping no one would find the White Whales at the rip party, because that wouldn’t exactly be good for business.

Anyway, here’s the video, featuring the quickest, most shocking segue from hot chick to lunatic host you’ll ever see (about 25 seconds in):